Democratic potheads and Republican coke fiends
From Daily Kos via The Ethical Werewolf:
It's the cokehead party vs. the pothead party. It is no coincidence that I can't stand people on coke and I can't stand Republicans. Potheads? Some of the best people I have met are potheads. One party is all about belligerence, overconfidence, and it hates nuance. The other is about reflection, introspection, and making sure there is enough food. The last decade of politics has seen a cranked up, delusionally overconfident jerk trampling all over a well-meaning, gifted, but underachieving slacker.
Don't believe me? Picture yourself at a bar. A brawl breaks out. Would you rather be aligned with the potheads or the cokeheads? Well, you would probably say the cokeheads (but of course, then you are probably with the jerks who started the fight). Republicans are the party of war. Now, picture yourself hanging out at home, eating dinner, watching a movie. Would you rather be surrounded by the cokeheads or the potheads? Democrats are much better on the domestic front because it is there natural environment. Plus, potheads care about others: "It must really suck to be out delivering pizzas right now so we better give the delivery person a really good tip. "
Who do the people on ecstasy represent? Maybe the Green Party -- those cats are full of love not only for their fellow humans but for all of God's creation! Also, there's a lot of "free love" going on in that community.
Libertarians would have to be beer drinkers -- the happy kind, who don't want to fuck with anyone and don't want anyone to fuck with them. They lack the heightened critical thinking skills of the pothead, however.
LSD? Let's see ... delusional, think that God talks to them ...
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