Praying for Dubya
Blogger Ambra Nykola says
if we're wise and take heed to the words of 1 Timothy 2, we'd spend less time berating our leaders and more time praying for them.
I'll be honest: my first reaction to this was something along the lines of:
OH FOR THE SAKE OF FUCK MAKE ME FUCKING PUKE ALREADY YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR THIS FUCKTARD WAR CRIMINAL "PRESIDENT"?!!??
But then I thought, hey, why not pray for our "leaders"? There is certainly much to pray for in reference to the current crop. So I said a little prayer for G.W.:
O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!
Wait, that's not it. Let's try this again:
O Lord, I pray to thee as directed by Timothy and by Ambra Nykola, which is to say I pray for our leaders during this time of worldwide crisis, especially he who bears so much responsibility for this crisis, the one they call "Dubya".
O Lord, please grant Dubya a functional conscience, as there is clearly something wrong with the one he has now. I believe that with a conscience that is in working order, our Dear Leader may finally stop to think about the morality of killing tens of thousands of innocent to advance the strategic goals of his administration and their corporate cronies. Also, he may stop trying to keep poor people from going to college, and telling people who they should and shouldn't be having sex with, and destroying the gift of Nature that thou hast so generously granted us.
Also, O Lord, please wipe that obnoxious fucking grin off his face.