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3/08/2005

I am rich

From an e-mail I received today (emphasis added):

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Global International Email Lottery programs held on the 20th of August 2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number IDLI/00/(20)(98)(43)(51)(04) with serial number(22)(00)(14)(31)and lucky numbers (20)(01)(30)(09)(36)(34)which consequently won in the (B2 category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 600,000.00 (Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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This lottery was promoted by software manufacturer and Internet Service Providers to compensate users of the internet and encourage new users of the internet worldwide, we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year US$4.5 million international lottery programme.

To file for your claim, please contact the processing company and officerbelow:

GLOBAL TRUST B.V

PROCESSING OFFICER:DR. PETER DE GROOT.

TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER : +31-616-366-703

REPLY EMAIL:globalwinningnld@zipmail.com.br

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than Two Weeks after receiving your Notification.

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All winners will be responsible for the legalization of their winning price processing tax charges by the high Court here in Netherlands. NOTE, this tax fee must be paid before winning claims can be processed and cannot be deducted due to hard insurance cover placed on their winning price.The International remittance dept can only effect transfer only if winner have met all legal and claim procedures be WARNED.

Yours Sincerely.

Mrs.Teresa Desh.


Hmm. The part about preemptive taxes gives me pause, but I have always thought that I should be compensated for using the internet.

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