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3/29/2005

Well fuck you, Sajak

I hope to God this is some kind of elaborate joke. Otherwise, it is yet another sign that we are all doomed ...

Via Catallarchy, I find that a new personality has entered the blogosphere. Fellow bloggers, let's give a not-so-warm welcome to Mr. Pat Sajak. You might remember him as the host of Wheel of Fortune. Apparently, in his spare time he is also a wingnut! Sajak says:

Every time I argue with a Liberal, I’m reminded of quarrels I used to have with my parents. The battles never seemed fair because my folks decided what the rules were and what was out of bounds. In addition, because they were parents, they could threaten me in ways I couldn’t threaten them, and they could say things I could never say.

Recently, for example, I was discussing the United Sates Supreme Court with on of my many Liberal friends out in Los Angeles when she said, without any discernable embarrassment, that Justice Anton Scalia was “worse than Hitler”. Realizing she wasn’t alive during World War II and perhaps she may have been absent on those days when her schoolmates were studying Nazism, I reminded her of some of Hitler’s more egregious crimes against humanity, suggesting she may have overstated the case. She had not; Scalia was worse ...

Aside from being rhetorically hysterical—and demeaning to the memory of those who suffered so terribly as a result of Hitler and the Nazis—it served to remind me of how difficult it is to have serious discussions about politics or social issues with committed members of the Left. They tend to do things like accusing members of the Right of sowing the seeds of hatred while, at the same time, comparing them to mass murderers. And they do this while completely missing the irony.


As a result of such behavior, Mr. Sajak says he is going to stop arguing with liberals.

Huh. Well. That's interesting.

In the immortal words of Jules Winnfield: Well, allow me to retort!

Hey, Pat Sajak:

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Do you understand? How about this:

FUCK YOU SAJAK.

What is it, exactly, that you do not understand about the fact that YOU ARE PAT SAJAK??

You are PAT FUCKING SAJAK, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Do you realize who you are? You are the fucking HOST of fucking WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!

That means you are PAT SAJAK. Do you not understand why this means that you should SHUT THE FUCK UP?!!??

I mean, for CHRIST'S SAKE.

Pat mother-fucking Sajak!!

AAAAH!!!!




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