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4/18/2005

There's no "pussy" involved ...

... because SHE IS NOT A WOMAN.

Context: Steve Gilliard writes about Time magazine writer John Cloud's fawning portrait of "Ann Coulter":

... unless there was pussy involved, how could he write such an unhinged article. Coulter's racist screeds are legendary. The real Ann Coulter would have led a lynch mob at Ol' Miss. She would have fed Joe McCarthy his booze.

What the fuck is up with Time anyway. They name the assholes at Powerline best blog, now this. What's next, a guide to scaring the shit out of judges and glowing articles on Jenna and Not Jenna?


Okay people, one last time: Ann Coulter is not a woman. She is a man. The proof is in the one thing a man can't hide, the bane of the drag queen's existence: the Adam's apple.














Believe me, I know my transvestites, and that, friends, is a MAN. As Ramdac says, "If she's got an apple, she probably has a banana."

Of course, there's also the word of the Strap-On Veterans for Truth. They say that "Ann Coulter" is actually one Jeremy Levinsohn, a drag queen who used to perform as "Pudenda Shenanigans":





And let it not be thought that the Strap-On Vets are some crass group with a political agenda:

Ann’s former friends and co-workers realized that her intense hatred of gays, feminists and muslims was really self-loathing ... we feel hurt by her turning against everything she used to hold dear. We love you Ann, or Pudenda, or Jeremy. We respect whatever lifestyle of gender you choose. We just want you to be true to yourself and please stop the hatred. Come back to us and share the love of your friends and community again.

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