"Looking for a Monkey to rent"
A classified ad from craigslist:
Looking for a Monkey to rent
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2005-04-27, 4:28PM CDT
or possibly chimp Sat. May 7th 8pm - 9pm Under $150.00
Must be friendly and housebroken.
Drinking and Smoking ok.
Huge tips if the monkey/chimp can ride a tiny bike or juggle.
No humans in monkey suits please.
(Hat tip: S.)