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5/24/2005

"Looking for a Monkey to rent"

A classified ad from craigslist:

Looking for a Monkey to rent

Reply to: anon-70499915@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-27, 4:28PM CDT


or possibly chimp Sat. May 7th 8pm - 9pm Under $150.00
Must be friendly and housebroken.
Drinking and Smoking ok.
Clean enviroment.
Huge tips if the monkey/chimp can ride a tiny bike or juggle.
No humans in monkey suits please.
thanks,
d

(Hat tip: S.)

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