From the Hannity and Colmes show (HT: Donklephant):
HANNITY: Finally tonight, college has long been called an institution of higher learning. But it seems that some people, well, they may be taking that a bit too far. Now, contractors working on a water main project on the Long Island campus of the State University of New York discovered a massive underground -- get this -- marijuana facility. A factory, actually.
They found three massive underground tanks, each 60 feet long, 10 feet high, each with about 100 marijuana plants growing inside. The university's plumbing and electric lines had been tapped into the water to heat the plants, and the tanks were accessible by a homemade hatch door and a ladder that the culprits used to climb down into their secret liberal lab.
ALAN COLMES: Liberal?