NASA you bastards
From BBC News:
Astrologer sues Nasa over probe
A Russian astrologer is suing Nasa for crashing a probe into a comet, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.
Marina Bai is seeking $300m (£170m) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 violated her "life and spiritual values".
She had tried to have a Moscow court prevent the experiment from taking place but her action was rejected.
Nasa smashed the washing machine-sized "impactor" into the comet at a distance of 133m km from Earth on Monday.
"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told the Izvestia daily newspaper.