Have you had your Thanksgiving dose of self-righteousness and condescension yet?
If not, Mark Noonan will be happy to provide:
Are you having a good Thanksgiving? Turkey come out well? Looking forward to that pumpkin pie? How was the ball game?Yeah, fuck you too, buddy.
You have remembered, of course, that while you're chowing down and having a good time, the best and bravest men and women we've ever seen are out there in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere putting their lives at risk for us, haven't you? Of course you have...and as your first "Black Friday" stop, you'd already planned to go to America Supports You and plunk down a little Christmas cheer for the troops...perish the thought that anyone would have forgotten that.