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12/22/2005

So you want to be a writer...

8 simple rules for being a writer, from Matt at Cerulean Blue. Rule 1:
For god sakes, do not write these rules down.

Seriously, you're a fucking amateur and any writing attempts at this point will just go terribly awry. It's a skill...nay, a craft...that requires exceptionally delicate motor skills. Put a pen or pencil in your hand too soon and you'll just end up making a lot of weird hooting sounds and swinging your arms around wildly, likely stabbing a random passerby in the process. If you have difficulty remembering things, consider giving up. Just paint clown faces on discarded sugar packets for a living, you retarded baboon.
Rules 2-8.

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