I wish I lived in Minnesota
So I could vote for this guy:
He's running for governor. From his website:
Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially from a politician. So, I am going to break from political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.Finally, the perfect candidate for all of us godless liberals...
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.