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1/04/2006

Mr. President, we must not allow a dick-size gap!

Atrios:
I've never quite figured out just exactly why conservatives fear a prosperous China as they never seem to explain it other than as a general concern that China's dick may grow longer than ours.
Well, that's the rationale for a great deal of American foreign policy, including the Iraq war. I'm not kidding. I mean, it's not literally about dick size (or is it? ..."We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!"). But a major goal of US foreign policy is simply making sure that no other nation becomes as powerful as the United States. Period. No further reason needed. US hegemony is an intrinsic good to the neoconservatives, and they're willing to go to great lengths to ensure it.

Big surprise: the rest of the world isn't so crazy about this policy. Heaven knows why.

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