Nothing's gonna stop them now
From Shakespeare's Sister:
A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day.
They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence.
The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night.
The man has been charged with damaging property.