Small-town America

Television actress/wingnut Patricia Heaton and her husband have made a ridiculous-sounding documentary called "The Bituminous Coal Queens of Pennsylvania". They premiered the film, which they call "an homage to small-town America" that is "appreciative of the values and the optimism that make Americans great," at a conservative film festival (I didn't know there was such a thing; sounds like a ball).

Count me out. If you want to see a movie that gives you the real scoop on small-town America, I'd suggest something else entirely.